Thank you so very much for stopping by to receive my insults for the
day. It’s for each and every one of us and I hope you will enjoy yours.
(Bangs on the desk)
Why are we so gullible and fake? Wait,just wait right there and don’t
even think of removing your eyes. What’s our problem in this country? We
easily believe what anybody tells us even if we’re sure that his points
or facts is wrong. We pretend to know everything while we die
silence and ignorance. I’m talking to you and don’t even give me that
A politician came out of jail and it was clear to the whole world that
he was a criminal;convicted and jailed. Yet, people clapped hands and
hailed him as a visionary leader when he came out. Some others are
celebrating the birthday of a renowned government thief who is chilling
out in a foreign prison. What the heck is wrong with us?
Is it poverty? Is it ignorance? Or stupidity? Or a stupid friendship
that is non-existent? What the heck is our problem in this country? And
talking about being fake,why would you present yourself as an angel to
the people when you’re a devil. If you have any intention,why not make
it known and clear. This fake life and pretence has eaten deep into our
roots. If you know Jibril Malem, Tunde Tones and Pete Okee,go and warn
them…their heads may roll soon. Let them continue to deceive people
that they’re the saviours sent to rescue this nation from the grip of
our bad leaders. Bad leaders kwa? We’re all involved. 2015 is coming for
them and us as well,who won’t carry his own bag of rice? Who won’t wear
the party or the individual’s uniform? And I heard,the uniform is now
the rave of the moment.
Nzuzu n’enu kasi enu(stupidity at its zenith)
And talking about the youths, can’t they,in this country,ever be hopeful
of a better nation that will value their efforts? And talking about
young people,the fools are not interested in whatever that will make
them succeed. Fruits of their fathers,mothers,relatives and
communities…and I’m among. And we are all in this mess together. Both
the old and young,moving without direction to our end…and nobody
cares. Everybody is busy with nothing,doing what they derive no joy in
just to succeed…and we continue to die.
Millions went for NIS examination with an employment opportunity of
just 2,000 spaces or so. For hell’s sake,why not sell online forms that
will conform with the number needed. If you needed 2,000,why not sell
5,000 forms? Is it not a better bargain. And they all filled the coffers
of some “service” with billions of naira.
Why would a human being who has breath in him,a human being who has
kids, steal from young,jobless and hopeless Nigerians all in the name of
job. And I heard,some of them died;a pregnant woman was involved. And
we are all smiling and waving our hands. Are we not ashamed of
What the heck is wrong with this system? And don’t even go out,just sit down right there and listen to me.
Our gullibility and fake attitude has kept us where we are today. I weep
for myself and my nation. Having known these facts,I will make sure the
maggots who are causing these problems meet their proper reward. But
for the meantime,since we have remained resolute in gullibility and
stupidity,they(whoever they are) will continue to rubbish us…all
thanks to you for messing us up.
(Sits and laughs)
I’m getting a political appointment soon and I heard that’s the
settlement for anybody who makes much noise. He will be settled with a
small office and he grows numb together with his supporters. It is
people like us who talk and keep quiet because of a little black favour
who make this country harder by the day. Our own punishment will be
But who cares? Nigerians don’t give a damn about themselves so why waste
your effort on jobless,stupid,fake and gullible fellows who don’t know
their hand from their leg? And that’s what our leaders will say. That’s
what our NGO’s will do when they get a grant from the bloc.
(Ije uwa)(Journey of life)
While I continue to work hard to secure my government appointment as a
scribe,I will be waiting for you at the Promised Land in case we all
have a rethink and decide to do the right thing,there you will pass me a
glass of water and thank God for the gift of grace for the race.